Not everyone can be a comedian

Not everyone can be a comedian
February 12, 2019 Stacey Sinclair

You may have noticed that each Niclin Group site has posters promoting our culture of Health, Safety, Environment and Quality. Each of these posters uses humour to highlight an issue and raise awareness of our HSEQ culture on site.

It turns out that not all jokes are good jokes (for more proof of this scroll to the bottom of the page to read some bad dad jokes – feel free to use these at home and on site.) and while the Niclin Communications Team found the Dawson poster (above) hilarious, it seems the message he is trying to help us relay isn’t as clear as they thought, and they aren’t as funny as they thought.

What Dawson and the Team are trying to say is, please fix your defects as you go. If you don’t, you will be called back and we won’t be paying you to fix your mistakes.

We are working hard to be the choice of builder for our subbies and our clients. And, as we have proven with Dawson, we won’t always get it right but with your help and commitment to quality, we can continuously improve and make the experience easier for everyone – and more profitable for you.

To find out more about what we are doing to make the process easier for you, please check out this article on our loyalty loop, or have a chat to the team next time you are on site or on the phone to them.

Dad Jokes

In an effort to redeem themselves, the team have located jokes they believe are even worse than their Dawson poster.  If you would prefer to watch rather than read the terrible jokes below, check out Will Farrell and Mark Whalberg telling each other dad jokes.

19 had a fight with 20. 21.

Why is dark spelt with a K, not a C? Because you can’t C in the dark.

Call me a taxi. You are a taxi.

Are you alright? No, I’m half left.

Did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.

What do you call cheese that’s not your cheese? Nacho cheese.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers

What’s Forrest Gump’s Gmail password? 1forrest1

Did you hear about the cheese that saved the world? It was legend dairy.

I really hate elevators, so I have been taking steps to avoid them.